Post-resurrection Day Appearances of Episcopalians in Church

Father Brown was having breakfast and sitting at the counter of the local diner and he happened to be seated to a local skeptic.


Skeptic:  Father Brown does it worry you that there seems to be many discrepancies in the resurrection appearances of Christ in the Gospel?


Father Brown:  No that doesn't bother me; what bothers me is the sparsity of post-resurrection day appearances of Episcopalians in the pews on the two Sundays after Easter!